I am laughing because that is so corny!A man walks into a covid responsible bar. Perfect he thinks...only me and the barman.
He orders a drink and sits down by himself at a table. While he is waiting he hears a voice
"Hey...I like your shoes".
Looking round he cant see anyone near him then he hears..
"Pstttt...I like your tie too"
When the barman arrives with his drink he mentions to the barman that he is hearing a voice and yet there is no one there. The barman replies ...
" Dont worry sir, that's the peanuts...they are complimentary"