mgnswaus
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- Time of past OR future Camino
- Le Puy - SJPdP 2019, Frances & Portuguese 2022
It might be best to finish your breakfast before continuing….
The subject of the leavings of ‘hedge hoppers’ regularly rears its ugly head and continues to cause distress.
Observations:
Sadly the human body does not work to a timetable and, when walking long distances, frequently fails when the call of nature screams loudly, particularly for those who are ‘maturing’ when frequency and urgency increasingly reign. Put simply, when you’ve gotta go, you’ve no choice but to go…… No amount of pelvic floor exercises is going to change that.
Facilities along many, sometimes very long, sections are non-existent between settlements.
And never the twain will meet……..
Hence, with the best will in the world, there is no choice but to ‘hedge hop’ with all the ensuing unpleasant consequences. Well-meaning suggestions of trowel use, let’s face it, are not going to work for the large majority. A proper solution is needed.
Possible solutions:
Option 1 In these days when mandates rule, each walker has to be fitted with a tap and a plug which can be activated when facilities are available. I jest, of course.
Option 2 Provide facilities at frequent intervals along the way. I can already feel the hackles going up and a squillion very loud objections, but, please, hear me out. It is not a requirement for pilgrims to endure abdominal torture and embarrassment.
Initially, the placement of porta-cabin toilets would be relatively easy to place beside many, though not all, of the stages. It is actually in the interests of local communities to support this. Local bars would in no way be affected. The majority of pilgrims take regular breaks for refreshment and socialising, thus patronising the local businesses. I am sure that it would be simple enough for a numbers wizard to calculate how many cabins would be needed say every 6 km, on average a 90-minute walk, and how frequently they would need to be emptied, cleaned and restocked. And don’t roll your eyes. 90 minutes is a long time when you’re desperate…. Indeed, new jobs would be created for locals. The cabin clusters could be tastefully screened so as not to offend the eye. Later, when assessing how this experiment is impacting the tissue issue, it could be possible, as here in Australia, to establish composting toilets to replace the portable cabins if an alternative solution were deemed necessary.
Conclusion
This problem is not suddenly going to disappear without a positive solution. The problem is caused by a lack of toilets along the way - so provide the toilets. Times have changed, causing the old-timers to despair, I know. Things ain’t what they used to be, and are not likely to return.
In the meantime, stop whinging about the problem and start embracing a solution, and the only solution is to provide regularly placed facilities.
The subject of the leavings of ‘hedge hoppers’ regularly rears its ugly head and continues to cause distress.
Observations:
Sadly the human body does not work to a timetable and, when walking long distances, frequently fails when the call of nature screams loudly, particularly for those who are ‘maturing’ when frequency and urgency increasingly reign. Put simply, when you’ve gotta go, you’ve no choice but to go…… No amount of pelvic floor exercises is going to change that.
Facilities along many, sometimes very long, sections are non-existent between settlements.
And never the twain will meet……..
Hence, with the best will in the world, there is no choice but to ‘hedge hop’ with all the ensuing unpleasant consequences. Well-meaning suggestions of trowel use, let’s face it, are not going to work for the large majority. A proper solution is needed.
Possible solutions:
Option 1 In these days when mandates rule, each walker has to be fitted with a tap and a plug which can be activated when facilities are available. I jest, of course.
Option 2 Provide facilities at frequent intervals along the way. I can already feel the hackles going up and a squillion very loud objections, but, please, hear me out. It is not a requirement for pilgrims to endure abdominal torture and embarrassment.
Initially, the placement of porta-cabin toilets would be relatively easy to place beside many, though not all, of the stages. It is actually in the interests of local communities to support this. Local bars would in no way be affected. The majority of pilgrims take regular breaks for refreshment and socialising, thus patronising the local businesses. I am sure that it would be simple enough for a numbers wizard to calculate how many cabins would be needed say every 6 km, on average a 90-minute walk, and how frequently they would need to be emptied, cleaned and restocked. And don’t roll your eyes. 90 minutes is a long time when you’re desperate…. Indeed, new jobs would be created for locals. The cabin clusters could be tastefully screened so as not to offend the eye. Later, when assessing how this experiment is impacting the tissue issue, it could be possible, as here in Australia, to establish composting toilets to replace the portable cabins if an alternative solution were deemed necessary.
Conclusion
This problem is not suddenly going to disappear without a positive solution. The problem is caused by a lack of toilets along the way - so provide the toilets. Times have changed, causing the old-timers to despair, I know. Things ain’t what they used to be, and are not likely to return.
In the meantime, stop whinging about the problem and start embracing a solution, and the only solution is to provide regularly placed facilities.