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I'm watching the football Turgs....come on Denmark..... su ...
We are playing with a bunch of Elephants at the moment.Just let the bestelephantteam win!
We are playing with a bunch of Elephants at the moment.
Well I'm secretly rooting for you boys...just dont tell anyone.So are we - they are just not all aware of that.
Well I'm secretly rooting for you boys...just dont tell anyone.
We've stuck the elephant in goal....
I'm too lazy to look up each word on google translate.
I say regurgitate it in English!Refocillate!
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I say regurgitate it in English!
I think it is , he is caring for his elephant.Turga, forget the elephant...I wanna know what your posts #496-500 say. I know it's Spanish, but I'm too lazy to look up each word on google translate.
Is that why they called it the "Readers Digest" ?Throwing up those words.
Is that why they called it the "Readers Digest" ?
Now I know why they used to have articles such as "I am John's/Joes stomach"."Readers Indigest"?
I get indigestion from ingesting all those words."Readers Indigest"?
Now I know why they call them Arm Chairs.You gotta have a lot of weapons to make a chair like this.
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You went above and beyond the call of duty...Now I know why they call them Arm Chairs.
I'm wasting time sitting here on my sofa, but I'd rather be joining that cute guy on the dock lookin' at the water.
Only brilliant cuz that guy is on a bike.Brilliant.
Only brilliant cuz that guy is on a bike.
He’ll be coming around the mountain when he comes oh when he comes.
He'll be coming around the mountain "if" he comes, "if" he makes itHe’ll be coming around the mountain when he comes oh when he comes.
...perhaps inside a bear...
I can’t bear the thought.
You will help her bare what?I'll help you bear it as long as it is yours to bear...
Thanks for the reminder....Happy Asteroid day? I never saw that coming.
Thanks for the reminder....Happy Asteroid day? I never saw that coming.
I thought those were weather stones used to predict bad weather.
Not me....I'm well prepared. Thanks for the warning again about the asteroid.Oh!
You were blindsided.
I haven't had to stock up on toilet paper since April 2020. I just counted the cases in my basement and I still have 101 left...no shortage for me.Not me....I'm well prepared. Thanks for the warning again about the asteroid.
I've gone out and stocked up with Toilet Paper. I'm not going to get caught out like last time.
Thanks for the warning again about the asteroid.
Possibly you had too much orujo.always take my umbrella; but then I talked to a dinosaur, so now I don’t bother...
The tortoises on the right side are "two for the price of one."
I know the problem when there is no hair around....I guess this is what happens when there’s no hare around.
I guess this is what happens when there’s no hare around.
I see no problem having no hair. I just learned a new word on another thread from Jeff..."tonsure".I know the problem when there is no hair around....
That's what they say "Hair today...gone tomorrow".I see no problem having no hair. I just learned a new word on another thread from Jeff..."tonsure".
"Shave your hair to a tonsure (cuts down on the amount of shampoo you'll need)"
Good luck getting that cat to pay for his speeding ticket.
I've never had any sympathy from a cop, no matter what excuse I've tried over the years.
There are rumors going around that Turga is looking into horses for his next camino.
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Turga is volunteering in the medical field...swabbing to detect the virus.There are rumors going around that Turga is looking into horses for his next camino.
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There are rumors going around that Turga is looking into horses for his next camino.
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Is that what 'being nosey' means in English?
Not quite but are you aware of this saying that only makes sense in English?Is that what 'being nosey' means in English?
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friend's nose.
We've lost a lot of people who used to be on the Not.
True. A lot of not Nots but not a lot on the Not.We've lost a lot of people who used to be on the Not.
I used to strip often when I was younger...antique furniture.
I seriously once spent a full "work week" (40 hours) stripping an antique Hoosier cupboard I'd gotten at a garage sale for $50. It had five coats of paint on it...and I never earned even one dollar. When we moved ten years later I sold it though for a "pretty penny".
It was nearly identical to this one on google.
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Teaching the youngsters the benefit of a balanced diet. Always good to have nuts and pulses along with iron with your meals....a little bit of swarf for roughage wouldn't go amiss.May we all give and receive such nourishment.
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I had to google swarf...hilarious def and pun!Teaching the youngsters the benefit of a balanced diet. Always good to have nuts and pulses along with iron with your meals....a little bit of swarf for roughage wouldn't go amiss.
Happy Birthday to you....from me and good dog. ❤
John green said this saying , he is American not EnglishNot quite but are you aware of this saying that only makes sense in English?
That saying makes even less sense in Dutch.John green said this saying , he is American not English
Absolutely no sense at allThat saying makes even less sense in Dutch.
It works in American too if the speaker ever even saw a map of England.John green said this saying , he is American not English
Ah, the Netherlands, where the women are tall but the men are even taller than windmills.
I noticed, Peter, that your legs are very long... Do you have to pay more for a pair of blue jeans since more fabric is required?Ah, the Netherlands, where the women are tall but the men are even taller than windmills.
Not all, Marianne is only 1,59 mtr.where the women are tall
Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
They always take things literally.
Love this.Guys, ever wonder how our gals got that way?
They were librarians.
Sleeping or Dead? and other hilarious “practical books for librarians” in pulp classic form.
This week, I stumbled across a hidden internet gem: a seemingly endless collection of fake pulp novel covers for, about, and presumably by, librarians. The series, “Professional Library Liter…lithub.com
When we need a lift of spirits it is so nice that we can come here to this thread or enter the Smile Room.
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This one, of course...All those times CC has mentioned "I am a cat" has led me on a search to find out which one.
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