The not so serious thread V

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

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Number 1 in recycling tools

Number 2.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Number 2.

Rick, that is totally amazing! I think he is #1.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Peter, you won the this time! Congratulations!

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

 

[Turga]

Number 2.

Beautiful!

Perhaps not really recycling - I think he is playing a genuine 'Stradischwanz'

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Beautiful!

Perhaps not really recycling - I think he is playing a genuine 'Stradischwanz'

There are all kinds of tail...this is one to play.

 

[nycwalking]

I need this.

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

I need this.
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It's a dogs life

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I need this.
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It may be refreshing, but do you really want either of your parents behind the wheel?

 

[Turga]

I need this.
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What's unsafe? - except that they are not wearing seat belts

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

What's unsafe? - except that they are not wearing seat belts

The dog doesn't seem to care that it is driving on a road in the UK?

 

[Bristle Boy]

Gone are the days when cars were named after animals...the Mustang, Impala, Stag and Jaguar to name but a few.
This guy is obviously driving a Rover.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

This guy is obviously driving a Rover.

Rover is driving him.

 

[Bristle Boy]

Rover is driving him.

It's one of those "self drive" cars...

 

[Bristle Boy]

Here...I was thinking this morning. If Kansas is pronounced as it is spelt then why is Arkansas pronounced finishing with a saw????

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Here...I was thinking this morning. If Kansas is pronounced as it is spelt then why is Arkansas pronounced finishing with a saw????

This Is the Reason Why “Arkansas” Is Pronounced “Ar-kan-saw”

We automatically pronounce “Kansas” as “Kan-zis” and Arkansas as “Ar-Kan-Saw.” But where exactly does the pronunciation of the 25th state come from?

www.rd.com

 

[Bristle Boy]

This Is the Reason Why “Arkansas” Is Pronounced “Ar-kan-saw”

We automatically pronounce “Kansas” as “Kan-zis” and Arkansas as “Ar-Kan-Saw.” But where exactly does the pronunciation of the 25th state come from?

www.rd.com

Aaaaah bless you Rick.
I thought it might be related to your previous post and the state was filled with people taking a bow to their woodworking tools.
I had visions of a redneck playing a tune and turning round and saying "Look Ma...aaay can saw"
When in doubt we adopt the same principle.....blame the French.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

What about Missouri? It looks like it should be pronounced Missouriiih, but in Illinois we say Muzoureee. As for Illinois, we drop the s altogether...Illinoy.

 

[Bristle Boy]

What about Missouri? It looks like it should be pronounced Missouriiih, but in Illinois we say Muzoureee. As for Illinois, we drop the s altogether...Illinoy.

Yep....blame the French

 

[Camino Chrissy]

As for Illinois, we drop the s altogether...Illinoy.

P.S. Rednecks don't drop the s..even if they live in the state.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Yep....blame the French

I blame the Rednecks who play saws, washboards and spoons.
I love France and French.

 

[Bristle Boy]

I blame the Rednecks who play saws, washboards and spoons.
I love France and French.

We love the French too...it doesn't stop us blaming them though

 

[Turga]

Here is a little late week-end teaser for you: What is the similarity between an elepant that wears red socks and one that doesn't?

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Here is a little late week-end teaser for you: What is the similarity between an elepant that wears red socks and one that doesn't?

The one that wears yellow socks hides in pear trees.

 

[Turga]

The one that wears yellow socks hides in pear trees.

Nice try! You obviously have a problem distinguishing between similarities and differences

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Nice try! You obviously have a problem distinguishing between similarities and differences

I thought it was similar, yet different. ...Then help me out!

 

[Turga]

.Then help me out!

Not yet

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Not yet

You are hilarious!...Most tortoises are in the boring category...slow, plodding, predictable and methodical.

 

[Turga]

.slow, plodding, predictable and methodical.

That's me in a nutshell, baby!

 

[Bristle Boy]

Nice try! You obviously have a problem distinguishing between similarities and differences

One needs to paint his toenails and the other doesn't.

 

[Turga]

One needs to paint his toenails and the other doesn't.

Dude! You used to be the bright one

 

[Bristle Boy]

Dude! You used to be the bright one

I'm on a dimmer switch

 

[Turga]

I'm on a dimmer switch

Well, s... happens

 

[Bristle Boy]

Well, s... happens

Is that the silent S???

 

[Turga]

Is that the silent S???

If so, what is left?

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Is that the silent S???

Of course not.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

If so, what is left?

The opposite of right.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

If so, what is left?

Maybe BB is a "hit man"!

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Here is a little late week-end teaser for you: What is the similarity between an elepant that wears red socks and one that doesn't?

Their shoes.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Here is a little late week-end teaser for you: What is the similarity between an elepant that wears red socks and one that doesn't?

Everything else.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

The opposite of right.

Their shoes.

Everything else.

Who would think these two and three word sentences could be so funny!

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I'm on a dimmer switch

I'm a dim wit...at least you switch on and off.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Who would think these two and three word sentences could be so funny!

You.
[That's only one word but you're funny too.]

 

[Camino Chrissy]

It's one of those "self drive" cars...

Now one of those cars I do need!

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

As for Illinois, we drop the s altogether...Illinoy.

To rhyme with annoy.

In college I was among the few out-of-state students. I was teased for being from a Mass of two sh**ts.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

To rhyme with annoy.

In college I was among the few out-of-state students. I was teased for being from a Mass of two sh**ts.

You said earlier today that I was funny...now you tell me I annoy you...that's what imps do!

So then, college is when you became...studious.
(I edited because I was being crass, but I am not really like that. If you or any of our friends saw it I apologize...seriously.)

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

You said earlier today that I was funny...now you tell me I annoy you...that's what imps do!

Not personal. Just wanted BB to not say Ill-a-noise.

So then, college is when you became...studious.

That's when I changed from being a citizen of the Bay State into a Masshole.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Not personal. Just wanted BB to not say Ill-a-noise.

Rick, I was only kidding. I did not take it personal nor offended at all! Sometimes the written word unfortunately does not express our intent...all is good.

 

[nycwalking]

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Henrietta was doing fine until Henry flew the coop.

 

[nycwalking]

 

[Turga]

What is the similarity between an elepant that wears red socks and one that doesn't?

Spoiler: Check answer

DRRRUMROOOLLL!

Spoiler: Try again?

None of them are likely to collect stamps

 

[Bristle Boy]

Having read Rick's post about the French not sounding their S's got me thinking...
It isn't, by far, the only letter they don't sound.
What about the X in Grand Prix or Gateaux....they don't sound that.
Then there is the T in escargot....yep...there is another one!
What about the H?....yes, they don't sound that either with Hotel pronounced 'Otel and hiver pronounced 'Iver.
That's only five and only another 21 to go...at this rate I won't have to listen to the French ever again.

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

Cheers

 

[Bristle Boy]

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Cheers

I sure hope he doesn't drop that bad boy.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I won't have to listen to the French ever again.

I could listen to a French person speak all day and night...a favorite language and so romantic sounding.
My second favorite is listening to Chinese.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I sure hope he doesn't drop that bad boy.

I'm not sure, but upon closer inspection I think that bottle may already be empty.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

I could listen to a French person speak all day and night...a favorite language and so romantic sounding.
My second favorite is listening to Chinese.

Something like that seems familiar.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

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[It's wine time]
Cheers

You're supposed to carry it in your backpack.

Amancio's avatar.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Something like this seems familiar.

A good thing the video was of Italian and Russian accents...if it was a French accent they both would'a been on fire.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Rick, I read a few of the "Dogs and Treats" thread...I was going to quote your post #9, but figured it may be deleted as "off topic", so I'm posting it here instead...
"That's because Beau had never seen her...you know what I'm saying, Rick."

Now a rather funny dog cartoon to make Peg smile.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Here's a picture I took in a commuter rail station a couple of years ago. I didn't have anything to do about the mop.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Here's a picture I took in a commuter rail station a couple of years ago. I didn't have anything to do about the mop.

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It was a precusser to the Q-tip nasal swab testing for covid...ouch!

 

[Bristle Boy]

It was a precusser to the Q-tip nasal swab testing for covid...ouch!

The precusser?? Is that the moment before you swear and let our a few choice words when they stick it up your nose Chris?

 

[Camino Chrissy]

The precusser?? Is that the moment before you swear and let our a few voice words when they stick it up your nose Chris?

Actually my mostest choice words were said immediately after the swabbing...postcusser.

 

[nycwalking]

Actually my mostest choice words were said immediately after the swabbing...postcusser.

That would make your words moist.

 

[nycwalking]

Not one of them is red.

The nerve!

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

Not one of them is red.

The nerve!
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They will be.

 

[Turga]

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They will be.

The Red-o-Matic washing system - or could it be a portal to another dimension?

 

[Camino Chrissy]

The Red-o-Matic washing system - or could it be a portal to another dimension?

We are already on the portal to another dimension...it's the "Not serious" thread.

 

[Bristle Boy]

We are already on the portal to another dimension...it's the "Not serious" thread.

We are the dark side....or is it the other way round ?

 

[Camino Chrissy]

According to Peter's machine, we are on the red side....I wish it were a time machine cuz I'd like to shave a "few" years off.

 

[Bristle Boy]

According to Peter's machine, we are on the red side....I wish it were a time machine cuz I'd like to shave a "few" years off.

We are the dark red side.

 

[Turga]

We are the dark red side.

It's the other way around

 

[Bristle Boy]

It's the other way around

Could NOT agree more.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Could NOT agree more.

I'm confused...so you agree a LOT, or you do NOT agree less?

 

[Turga]

I'm confused...so you agree a LOT, or you do NOT agree less?

It means that he couldn't agree more than not any less - I think

 

[Camino Chrissy]

It means that he couldn't agree more than not any less - I think

I'm stumped, Turga.

 

[Turga]

I'm stumped, Turga.

I am stupored

 

[Bristle Boy]

I am stupored

Good boy!

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Good boy!

If Turga was sober he would know exactly what is being said.

 

[nycwalking]

If Turga was sober he would know exactly what is being said.

I’m sober and still don’t know about what you’ll are talking.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I’m sober and still don’t know about what you’ll are talking.

Neither do we.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

So, why not use red socks instead?

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

If you are shocked at the concept hold on. Note the price. Per piece!?



If you would like to save a few bucks may I suggest an even more minimalist version; print the picture.

For extra fun Google "minimalist nativity sets" and seek out the figures made out with cats, dogs, day of the dead, etc.

 

[Bristle Boy]

If you are shocked at the concept hold on. Note the price. Per piece!?

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If you would like to save a few bucks may I suggest an even more minimalist version; print the picture.

For extra fun Google "minimalist nativity sets" and seek out the figures made out with cats, dogs, day of the dead, etc.

You can't be serious?????....order me three.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I sell my Nativity sets for only $19.99. Send me a PM if interested.

 

[Bristle Boy]

I sell my Nativity sets for only $19.99. Send me a PM if interested.
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I'm selling mine for $100 plus the usual taxes and delivery. They are designed for the child that needs to use his/her imagination.
They are empty boxes.....Bargain!!!

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

I sell my Nativity sets for only $19.99. Send me a PM if interested.
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Too much money for a defective product. I prefer my Is right side up. Wait. Make that UP side up.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Too much money for a defective product. I prefer my Is right side up. Wait. Make that UP side up.

I see you caught my extra little obscure joke.

 

[Bristle Boy]

I see you caught my extra little obscure joke.

I thought it was hilarious. I'm chuckling.
Edit: perhaps I ought to fill the boxes with blank scrabble tiles to encourage a childs imagination.
That will be an extra 50 bucks.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I'm selling mine for $100 plus the usual taxes and delivery. They are designed for the child that needs to use his/her imagination.
They are empty boxes.....Bargain!!!

I'm an imp who likes to use my imagination...I'll order one empty box, since I don't usually think out of the box anyway.
Question...how much is shipping to Monopoly Jail?

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

I see you caught my extra little obscure joke.

I almost missed it because I was spending so much time admiring your clean floor.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

I'm selling mine for $100 plus the usual taxes and delivery. They are designed for the child that needs to use his/her imagination.
They are empty boxes.....Bargain!!!

Imagine I've sent you $100.

 

[Bristle Boy]

I almost missed it because I was spending so much time admiring your clean floor.

I almost missed it because I thought there was an E in nativity.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I thought it was hilarious. I'm chuckling.
Edit: perhaps I ought to fill the boxes with blank scrabble tiles to encourage a childs imagination.

You would be spending $100 to get that many blank scrabble pieces...you'd better up your price to $200.
Or...make your own pieces with extra wood you probably have on hand and charge $120.00. Wood scraps are perfect for recycling...I recall my pallet posts turning them into coffee tables.

 

[Bristle Boy]

Imagine I've sent you $100.

Then you are going to have to imagine I sent it.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I almost missed it because I was spending so much time admiring your clean floor.

Bless you, Rick.

 

[Bristle Boy]

You've got to have a laugh....that's priceless.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Bless you, Rick.

I thought floors made from from used pallets would be dirty looking.