The Not so Serious thread VI

[Bristle Boy]

Awesome!...9 new words to add to my list of 5's.

Every offer helps.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Every offer helps.

I won all 9 words with your offer! Yippee!

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

And the century too. You're doing great today Chris.

 

[nycwalking]

And the century too. You're doing great today Chris.

Chris is great.

Long live The Chris!

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Chris is great.

Long live The Chris!

You all are great!...long live The Not!

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

You all are great!...long live The Not!

Say, take a look at this post and the one after that.

https://www.caminodesantiago.me/community/threads/albergues-opening-up-again-in-april.73507/#post-1004415

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Say, take a look at this post and the one after that.

It's very humorous and gave me a rictus grin. Thanks for drawing our attention to it...I'm sure the Not accounts for those figures.

 

[Bristle Boy]

It's very humorous and gave me a rictus grin. Thanks for drawing our attention to it...I'm sure the Not accounts for those figures.

It would probably be twice that if it wasn't for the number of my posts that got deleted.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

It would probably be twice that if it wasn't for the number of my posts that got deleted.

...and mine.

 

[nycwalking]

...and mine.

...and I as well.

 

[nycwalking]

Not suggesting anyone on this thread is in need.

For future reference.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Not suggesting anyone on this thread is in need.

For future reference.
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You're right. When I feel the need I just roll off the couch and crawl to the next bottle.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

You're right. When I feel the need I just roll off the couch and crawl to the next bottle.

What you do sounds healthier than taking a chance on what happened to that lady in the RED dress.

 

[nycwalking]

Crows up.

 

[Bristle Boy]

Crows up.
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I can't tell you what the Hacksaw.

 

[Bristle Boy]

Crows up.
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Just thinking. The "not" didn't stay home yesterday. They went on their day out and visited the other side.

Thread 'Favorite Toothpaste?' https://www.caminodesantiago.me/community/threads/favorite-toothpaste.73480/

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I can't tell you what the Hacksaw.

The Hacksaw a ridge.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Just thinking. The "not" didn't stay home yesterday. They went on their day out and visited the other side.

It was a fuzzy floss of a good time! A nice day for a drive in my new low milage flossmobile.
Post in thread 'Favorite Toothpaste?' https://www.caminodesantiago.me/community/threads/favorite-toothpaste.73480/post-1004986

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

I found a new spot for some dark humor. A short series of short videos about the adult Wednesday Addams.

In another video you can find out where she got her dress.

 

[Turga]

When I feel the need I just roll off the couch and crawl to the next bottle.

Me too! - except when I feel the need I roll off the couch and crawl to the bathroom

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Me too! - except when I feel the need I roll off the couch and crawl to the bathroom

At your age that could be quite often...and take you forever to get there.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I found a new spot for some dark humor.

Yes, this is the spot(thread) for some rather dark humor.

 

[Bristle Boy]

At your age that could be quite often...and take you forever to get there.

I take forever to get there but...once I do I've forgotten what I went there for.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I take forever to get there but...once I do I've forgotten what I went there for.

 

[Turga]

once I do I've forgotten what I went there for.

Well, as long as at least we manage to find the place....

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Well, as long as at least we manage to find the place....

You'd find it if you'd keep your head out of your "shell"...the Urban dictionary.

 

[nycwalking]

Pray on next camino we don’t have this problem.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Pray on next camino we don’t have this problem.
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I wasn't able to sleep well on that lumpy bunk...no wonder I woke up with red welts all over my body.

 

[Turga]

Another kind of bed-"bugs"

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[Camino Chrissy]

Turga listening to the sound of bubbles.


Turga, get your head out of your "shell".

 

[Turga]

Turga, get your head out of your "shell".

Why would I?

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[Rick of Rick and Peg]

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Clever Creations.
I'm half vegan, half meat/fish/seafood lover...I call that being well-rounded.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Clever Creations.
I'm half vegan, half meat/fish/seafood lover...I call that being well-rounded.

My tummy is well rounded.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

My tummy is well rounded.

So you've said...

 

[Bristle Boy]

Have been reading the paper today after all the health news over the last two years. Apparently ants can detect illnesses and it has been revealed that eating ants also has health benefits.
After all, it's always good to be full of anty bodies.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

 

[Camino Chrissy]

it has been revealed that eating ants also has health benefits.
After all, it's always good to be full of anty bodies

Ants are vegetarians...eating them is healthy for human beans.

 

[Turga]

Ants are vegetarians...eating them is healthy for human beans.

Sorry, but no. Ants are omnivorous, they’ll eat just about anything. And so what? They can still be healthy for yoman beans (I’m sure @Bristle Boy will chime in here )

 

[Bristle Boy]

Sorry, but no. Ants are omnivorous, they’ll eat just about anything. And so what? They can still be healthy for yoman beans (I’m sure @Bristle Boy will chime in here )

Yoooooman beans

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Sorry, but no. Ants are omnivorous, they’ll eat just about anything. And so what? They can still be healthy for yoman beans (I’m sure @Bristle Boy will chime in here )

Sorry, Turga, you misunderstoood me since I failed to add this...
I said it "tongue in cheek"...not ant in cheek.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Yoooooman beans

Is that really spelled with five O's or should it be only three O's? I will gooogle for the correct spelling.

 

[Turga]

Is that really spelled with five O's or should it be only three O's? I will gooogle for the correct spelling.

Don't question the expert...

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Don't question the expert...

Where is Barbara anyway?

 

[Bristle Boy]

Where is Barbara anyway?

You mean 3 x A's, 2 x B's and 2 x R's.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

You mean 3 x A's, 2 x B's and 2 x R's.

Yes, that's code for NYCwalking.

 

[nycwalking]

Have been reading the paper today after all the health news over the last two years. Apparently ants can detect illnesses and it has been revealed that eating ants also has health benefits.
After all, it's always good to be full of anty bodies.

Ants are vegetarians...eating them is healthy for human beans.
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Sorry, but no. Ants are omnivorous, they’ll eat just about anything. And so what? They can still be healthy for yoman beans (I’m sure @Bristle Boy will chime in here )

Every night I pray “no ant dreams”.

When I was a child I saw a horrible movie about killer ants invading an African farm.

Now, I have to treble my prayers.

One extra for each of you.

 

[nycwalking]

Where is Barbara anyway?

At church with pops.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Copied from an email I got:

Southern cops have a way with words!

These are actual comments made by South Carolina Troopers that were taken off their car videos:

1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through."

2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while."

3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."

4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

5. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."

6. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"

7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"

8. "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

10. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop."

11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

12. "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC." ( National Crime Information Center )

13. "Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had?"

14. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."

15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."

AND THE WINNER IS....

16. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."

 

[nycwalking]

 

[Turga]

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I heard there was a big sale on Pi Day. Complex equations were on sale with a discount of 3,1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679 % !

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I heard there was a big sale on Pi Day. Complex equations were on sale with a discount of 3,1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679 % !

The Link you have posted showing the calculations you used to arrive at that percentage didn't open for me; your figures do seem a little "off pi" to me.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Well, nerd and smartass that I was (am?) back in high school I had a trigonometry test that I had an easy time with so I had extra time. There was a question that the expected answer was something like 73.1π. I long handed the multiplication like I was taught back in the 60s using π to 20 digits (which I had memorized -- nerd). I then wrote that there was only one significant decimal digit in 73.1 and so I then rounded the answer down to one also.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Well, nerd and smartass that I was (am

Well, dumb and smartAlec that I am...I have no idea what you rambled on about. Geometry was my favorite math subject of all the various mathsss, but do not quiz me on it.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

 

[Bristle Boy]

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One for the oldies.

I went into the music store and asked the assistant if he had the LP of Kanye West' greatest hits.
He told me "sorry sir...we don't sell singles".

 

[nycwalking]

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One for the oldies.

I went into the music store and asked the assistant if he had the LP of Kanye West' greatest hits.
He told me "sorry sir...we don't sell singles".

 

[Camino Chrissy]

The Thinker should'a wore some attire...he no David.

 

[nycwalking]

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The Thinker should'a wore some attire...he no David.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

The Thinker should'a wore some attire...he no David.

Our David usually wears clothes.

 

[Turga]

Rebus: + = ?

Spoiler

Hump Day

 

[Bristle Boy]

Rebus: + = ?

Spoiler

Hump Day

He has brought the Saharan sand with him.
After over two years of not being able to get to a foreign beach...the beach has decided to come to us.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Our David usually wears clothes.
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My son is David and I haven't seen him without clothes since he was about ten years old...he is now 45.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Rebus: + = ?

Spoiler

Hump Day

I cheated and looked at your spoiler. What has sunshine got to do with Humpday?

 

[nycwalking]

 

[Camino Chrissy]

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Say guys, the term dust bunny is just one Americanism for that fluff often found under beds. There are lots of other names in other regions.

In Danish they are called nullermænd.
In Dutch they are called stofpluizen

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Say guys, the term dust bunny is just one Americanism for that fluff often found under beds. There are lots of other names in other regions.

In Danish they are called nullermænd.
In Dutch they are called stofpluizen

Quit being a pedant and straining at gnats, Rick....only I get to do that.
BTW, love the link you added!

 

[Turga]

In Danish they are called nullermænd.

Yes, nullermænd - they seem to be reproducing like.... bunnies

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Yes, nullermænd - they seem to be reproducing like.... bunnies

I have carpet in my bedroom so the dust bunnies are incognito under the bed. I tell myself I have none.

 

[Turga]

I have carpet in my bedroom so the dust bunnies are incognito under the bed. I tell myself I have none.

Don't kid yourself - some day they'll be coming to GET YOU!

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[Camino Chrissy]

Don't kid yourself - some day they'll be coming to GET YOU!

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I'll suck them up in my Dyson...I ain't worried.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

On topic, a word was invented to describe the last piece of dust that frustratingly refuses to be swept into the dust pan.

Spoiler

Frust

 

[Camino Chrissy]

On topic, a word was invented to describe the last piece of dust that frustratingly refuses to be swept into the dust pan.

Spoiler

Frust

That's for sure..."Get in that dustpan you little so and so!"

 

[nycwalking]

On topic, a word was invented to describe the last piece of dust that frustratingly refuses to be swept into the dust pan.

Spoiler

Frust

The root word of frustrated.

Wow!

 

[nycwalking]

A serious consideration.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Trying to remember my age.

 

[Turga]

Trying to remember my age.

These days my brain is increasingly occupied with the thought "What did I forget"?

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Trying to remember my age.

I can help you remember.

These days my brain is increasingly occupied with the thought "What did I forget"?

These days my brain is increasingly occupied with the thought "I want chocolate".

 

[Camino Chrissy]

A serious consideration.

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I am surprised that I remember my parents' phone number they had until I was age 7 when we moved...#TRemont 7-5619.
Now it would be 877-5619, the same area code is still in use today.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Now it would be 877-5619, the same area code is still in use today

Since moving to our current address we've had three area codes assigned to us and we just learned a half hour ago that we have now been assigned to a new congressional district, our fourth one. Next will likely be our time zone (truly, passed in the Senate but not yet the House) and then after that I suppose we will be reassigned to the southern hemisphere.

 

[Turga]

Next will likely be our time zone (truly) and then after that I suppose we will be reassigned to the southern hemisphere.

The blessings of globalization

 

[Camino Chrissy]

The blessings of globalization

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

The blessings of globalization

The world turned upside down.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Next will likely be our time zone (truly, passed in the Senate but not yet the House)

Yes, we may have year around Daylight Savings...I hope so; I prefer it.

 

[Turga]

The world turned upside down.

What is upside down on a sphere?

 

[Camino Chrissy]

What is upside down on a sphere?

You are one sharp cookie, Turga.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

What is upside down on a sphere?

What! The world is a sphere?

Actually it is easy to prove that the world isn't flat. If it were then travel sites would be offering cruises and flights to the edge.

 

[Bristle Boy]

What! The world is a sphere?

Actually it is easy to prove that the world isn't flat. If it were then travel sites would be offering cruises and flights to the edge.

Now I know what they mean by "living life on the edge"....as for "taking a walk on the wild side". Which side is that????

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Is this a seniors' zimmer or golf clubs?

 

[nycwalking]

Is this a seniors' zimmer or golf clubs?
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Both.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Now I know what they mean by "living life on the edge"....as for "taking a walk on the wild side". Which side is that????

The inside.

Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrate.

 

[nycwalking]

Is this a seniors' zimmer or golf clubs?
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On the side of optimism.

 

[nycwalking]

Problems we singletons possess.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Well, she does have a lot of lines on her face.

 

[Turga]

Problems we singletons possess.
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Brilliant!

 

[Turga]

Weekend pondering.

Another week has passed and what have I accomplished? The same as in the previous weeks – nothing! Well, heck, I take comfort in the assumption that it’s a virtue to be consistent....

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[Camino Chrissy]

Turga, it's the joy of retirement, or the laziness of it...take your pick.

 

[nycwalking]

Turga, it's the joy of retirement, or the laziness of it...take your pick.

All of the above.