The not so serious thread V

[Camino Chrissy]

Hello forum friends one and all.
A number of us have been enjoying silly threads for a few years, so we are continuing the smiles and chuckles for another round. Anyone who likes to laugh, or share a pun is welcome to join in!

 

[Turga]

Anyone who likes to laugh, or share a pun is welcome to join in!

How about really bad jokes:

One night in a museum, a mouse got trapped inside a medieval suit of armor. Soon, its friends outside heard the cry: “Help me! Help me! Help me make it through the knight!”

 

[Camino Chrissy]

How about really bad jokes:

One night in a museum, a mouse got trapped inside a medieval suit of armor. Soon, its friends outside heard the cry: “Help me! Help me! Help me make it through the knight!”

Oh yes, Turga...many of our jokes are bad. I'd estimate about 54.3%.

 

[Bristle Boy]

Oh yes, Turga...many of our jokes are bad. I'd estimate about 54.3%.
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He's called "Elvis" because he was caught in a trap.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

He's called "Elvis" because he was caught in a trap.

Quick thinking, BB...you are "sharp as a trap"! (That's a typo...not!)

 

[Bristle Boy]

Quick thinking, BB...you are "sharp as a trap"! (That's a typo...not!)

Noooo....I'm a plagiarist

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Noooo....I'm a plagiarist

Maybe so, but if you plagiarized you were very quick to do!

 

[PadreW]

When you finish the Camino in 2019 and only then find out that the Cathedral is closed for renovations.

(I knew it was closed before the trip, but I couldn't stop thinking about this scene the closer I got cuz it made me smile.)

 

[Camino Chrissy]

When you finish the Camino in 2019 and only then find out then that the Cathedral is closed for renovations.

(I knew it was closed before the trip, but I couldn't stop thinking about this scene the closer I got cuz it made me smile.)

Welcome, @PadreW!

 

[Bristle Boy]

When you finish the Camino in 2019 and only then find out that the Cathedral is closed for renovations.

(I knew it was closed before the trip, but I couldn't stop thinking about this scene the closer I got cuz it made me smile.)

2020 caught up...when everything closed....and although that is perfect vision no one saw that coming. ☹

 

[nycwalking]

2020 caught up...when everything closed....and although that is perfect vision no one saw that coming. ☹

Blinded by the light.

 

[Turga]

Oh yes, Turga...many of our jokes are bad. I'd estimate about 54.3%.

Flattery won't get you anywhere with me

 

[Bristle Boy]

Flattery won't get you anywhere with me

Perhaps percentages might.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Rick's back home.


He had a great time.

 

[nycwalking]

Rick's back home.
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He had a great time.
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Where’s Peg?

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Where’s Peg?

She's back from whence she came.

 

[nycwalking]

Now we know why the world went to the dogs.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I think I know this guy...just can't remember his name.

 

[nycwalking]

I think I know this guy...just can't remember his name.
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Dinosaurito.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Dinosaurito.

Is that Spanish for dinosaur since it has an "o" on the end...like lizardito, burrito and amigo?

 

[JabbaPapa]

 

[Bristle Boy]

Don't forget the covid test you need to take before taking the....err...covid test.

 

[Bristle Boy]

Now we know why the world went to the dogs.
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And in the beginning God gave us.....bad dog.

 

[nycwalking]

 

[Turga]

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Good thing her name wasn't Earl

 

[nycwalking]

Good thing her name wasn't Earl

This is 1950’s child.

 

[Bristle Boy]

This is 1950’s child.

If she was a 2020 child her name could have been George.
Heard today that my uncle has just become my aunt.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

We haven't heard anything from Rick yet...maybe he never made it back home.

 

[nycwalking]

We haven't heard anything from Rick yet...maybe he never made it back home.
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Brilliant!

 

[nycwalking]

 

[Bristle Boy]

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When I looked into cruises and the various providers I gave "Poseidon expeditions" a miss....that would have been too much of an "adventure".

 

[Turga]

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You need qualifications!

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[Bristle Boy]

You need qualifications!

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Ahhh! Asterix and Obelisk.....now you're talking

 

[Kaleena]

I was trying to find a single Kiwi who got a compostela in Santiago since the start of the pandemic, and I couldn't.
So I thought, there must be a reason why Kiwis don't walk the Camino...

Finally I found the answer!!!

BECAUSE KIWIS CAN'T FLY!

 

[Camino Chrissy]

You need qualifications!

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I passed my class "Tar and Feather #101".

 

[Camino Chrissy]

 

[nycwalking]

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I guess the witnesses should knock on another door.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I guess the witnesses should knock on another door.

Hilarious!

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

Oh yes, Turga...many of our jokes are bad. I'd estimate about 54.3%.
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And a snack after workout

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

Is that Spanish for dinosaur since it has an "o" on the end...like lizardito, burrito and amigo?

And Donativo

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

Heard today that my uncle has just become my aunt.

❤❤

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

Couldn't resist ,

 

[Bristle Boy]

Couldn't resist ,
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No.....Hold MY beer.

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

No.....Hold MY beer.

, you did the turning

 

[JabbaPapa]

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Yes, no, yes, no, yes...not sure.

 

[nycwalking]

I’ll go once decision is made.

 

[nycwalking]

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

Absolutely ❤❤

 

[Camino Chrissy]

A long time ago we had "the weather stone". Now we have...

 

[nycwalking]

A long time ago we had "the weather stone". Now we have...
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Putting that on a tee-shirt.

Replacing rope with: me, myself, and I.

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

 

[Camino Chrissy]

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Are they worried with, or without the mustache?

 

[nycwalking]

Are they worried with, or without the mustache?

Well now CC we’ll bring that up at the next cancel uncanceled not cancelled culture club meeting.

 

[Bristle Boy]

I didn't know Boy George had joined the "not".

 

[Bristle Boy]

Having rediscovered the radio during lockdown I thought I'd share the story of Peter Brough on the not.
During the 1950's there was a hugely popular radio series in the UK called "Educating Archie". It told the story of "Archie" and his father (Peter Brough). Amongst the cast was a young Julie Andrews and Beryl Reid, both playing Archie's girlfriend.
As television became popular the series transferred from the radio but gradually faded in popularity. The reason behind this was because.....Brough was a ventriloquist and Archie his dummy...and, by all accounts, not a good one.

When Beryl Reid was asked by an interviewer whether you could see Brough's mouth move she replied...
"Only when the dummy (Archie) spoke".

 

[Camino Chrissy]

My favorite dummy...

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

 

[Camino Chrissy]

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This adds another dimension to the words "I'll push you".

 

[nycwalking]

This adds another dimension to the words "I'll push you".

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Brough was a ventriloquist and Archie his dummy...and, by all accounts, not a good one.

He did a decent enough job here.

 

[Bristle Boy]

He did a decent enough job here.

He must have got a "stand in"

 

[Camino Chrissy]

He must have got a "stand in"

He didn't stand in...he "pumped it in".

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Brough was a ventriloquist and Archie his dummy...and, by all accounts, not a good one.

Who wasn't a good one?...the ventriloquist or the dummy.

 

[Bristle Boy]

Who wasn't a good one?...the ventriloquist or the dummy.

Both have gone down in Folklore. Light entertainment at it's best for the radio.
He was followed on his Radio show by a magician performing the "vanishing lady" trick.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Light entertainment at it's best for the radio.

I was too young for radio show entertainment.

 

[Turga]

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[nycwalking]

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You too.

Try not to whack that hump too much.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Now, the architect of this knows the proper slope required for wheelchair access.

 

[nycwalking]

Now, the architect of this knows the proper slope required for wheelchair access.
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A slope to nowhere.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

A slope to nowhere.

Is it a slope to nowhere, a slope to a stairway, or a stairway to a slope?

 

[Bristle Boy]

Is it a slope to nowhere, a slope to a stairway, or a stairway to a slope?

Wasn't it Led Zeppelin who called it a stairway to heaven.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Is it a slope to nowhere, a slope to a stairway, or a stairway to a slope?

Designed by Escher.

I've been sitting next to this the last half hour.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Wasn't it Led Zeppelin who called it a stairway to heaven.

Yes...I wonder if any of them made it, or if they were/are on a slippery slope with lead in their britches.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Designed by Escher.

I've been sitting next to this the last half hour.
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Lovely...a slice of heaven on earth. Looks like rhododendron maybe.

 

[nycwalking]

Wasn't it Led Zeppelin who called it a stairway to heaven.

You mean that’s the afterlife.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

You mean that’s the afterlife.

If the picture Rick posted on #69 is the afterlife, I'll pass on that stairway.

 

[nycwalking]

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

My favorite dummy...

This dummy is brilliant

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

Now, the architect of this knows the proper slope required for wheelchair access.
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Just a waste of money

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

 

[Bristle Boy]

Just a waste of money

Not if you have ski runners instead of wheels on your wheelchair.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Lovely...a slice of heaven on earth. Looks like rhododendron maybe.

Definitely. I've got more than a dozen.

 

[Bristle Boy]

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

But is the British accent sexier than this?

 

[Turga]

Enjoy!

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Silly me. This is what I thought a (great) Dane sounded like.

 

[Bristle Boy]

Silly me. This is what I thought a (great) Dane sounded like.

My next door neighbour has a great Dane.
Their dog sounds nothing like that video!

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

I've been a fan of this guy's funny Photoshops for years.

Photoshop Troll “Fixes” People’s Photos in the Most Hilarious and Literal Ways

Be careful what you ask for from this Photoshop expert.

mymodernmet.com

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I've been a fan of this guy's funny Photoshops for years.

Photoshop Troll “Fixes” People’s Photos in the Most Hilarious and Literal Ways

Be careful what you ask for from this Photoshop expert.

mymodernmet.com

Rick, you have shown us this guys work before. This is a new batch with very funny and amusing changes made...thanks!

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

Revanche off the birds

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

Find the numbers

 

[Turga]

Find the numbers

569 ?

 

[Turga]

Silly me. This is what I thought a (great) Dane sounded like.

I was really shocked when he didn't fall off his stool during the last video!

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Expand the thumbnails.

So some guy decided to use old portraits of George Washington to create a new one in the style of modern photographic portraits of presidents.

I think he could have just used this still of Charles Dance from The Throne.

 

[nycwalking]

Expand the thumbnails.

So some guy decided to use old portraits of George Washington to create a new one in the style of modern photographic portraits of presidents.
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I think he could have just used this still of Charles Dance from The Throne.
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How many thrones on which does this guy star.

He’s in GOT too.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

This throne does double duty.

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

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Brilliant

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

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