The not so serious thread V

[Camino Chrissy]

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good exercise these stairs

That looks like the "penance trail" to heaven.
P.S. I like your new avatar.

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

P.S. I like your new avatar.

That's a new special 30€ coin .

 

[Bristle Boy]

That's a new special 30€ coin .

Love it....
I'm petitioning the government to issue a £30 note. It will make it easier to give me change for the £60 note I'm passing off...i mean spending in the shops.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Hey, I just notice...Peter, you win the 100th post!

 

[nycwalking]

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Beautiful

Lovely sentiment.

Perfect double 00 post.

Congratulations!

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

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good exercise these stairs

Usually folks built their outhouses downhill.

 

[Turga]

Usually folks built their outhouses downhill.

The house downhill is the outhouse

Either way, imagine finally getting to the outhouse and realizing "Heck! I forgot the key....

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

The house downhill is the outhouse

Either way, imagine finally getting to the outhouse and realizing "Heck! I forgot the key....

It will keep you fit.

 

[Bristle Boy]

It will keep you fit.

It will keep you regular.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

It will keep you regular.

Or it will be running down your leg and into your shoe...that's never been my experience.

 

[nycwalking]

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

Enjoy your Sunday dear friends

 

[Bristle Boy]

I was fascinated to see that fiction is now becoming fact and William Shatner is going to become an astronaut.
I understand that Matt Damon is worried this could create a precedent and he isn't looking forward to his visit to Mars.

 

[Turga]

I was fascinated to see that fiction is now becoming fact and William Shatner is going to become an astronaut.
I understand that Matt Damon is worried this could create a precedent and he isn't looking forward to his visit to Mars.

I would worry more if I was Sigourney Weaver - she can look forward to some more rounds with blood-sucking, gut-eating slimy aliens

 

[nycwalking]

I was fascinated to see that fiction is now becoming fact and William Shatner is going to become an astronaut.
I understand that Matt Damon is worried this could create a precedent and he isn't looking forward to his visit to Mars.

 

[Bristle Boy]

I would worry more if I was Sigourney Weaver - she can look forward to some more rounds with blood-sucking, gut-eating slimy aliens

Yes....but our very survival might depend on Bruce Willis.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Yes....but our very survival might depend on Bruce Willis.

Forget Bruce...I will save the day.

 

[Bristle Boy]

Forget Bruce...I will save the day.
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We are dooooooomed....
That is a catastrophe.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

We are dooooooomed....
That is a catastrophe.

I will have you know that I found George Clooney and brought him back to earth safe and sound.

 

[Bristle Boy]

I will have you know that I found George Clooney and brought him back to earth safe and sound.

Why stop there....you could have helped Tom Hanks, Kevin Bacon and Bill Paxton and saved us all two hours.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I was with them on that mission. Houston saved the four of us that time.

 

[JabbaPapa]

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‘I do enjoy group activities.’​

 

[JabbaPapa]

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‘You can stop wearing a mask now.’​

 

[JabbaPapa]

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‘Your blood pressure isn’t raised at all — what’s wrong with you?’​

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

And for some, have a wonderful day

 

[Camino Chrissy]

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‘I do enjoy group activities.’​

I'm glad I've never been one to follow the crowd.

 

[Turga]

I'm glad I've never been one to follow the crowd.

Absolutely agree! One of the great pleasures of retirement is not having to participate in ridiculous team-building activities....

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[Camino Chrissy]

Absolutely agree! One of the great pleasures of retirement is not having to participate in ridiculous team-building activities....

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Dave is a chicken...I mean penguin. Hey, where is Jeff?

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I love that blonde guy's math!...ooops, he also is eating 300% more sugar.

 

[Bristle Boy]

I love that blonde guy's math!...ooops, he also is eating 300% more sugar.
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I never eat a bag or box by accident...I always mean to do it. Call it my secret mission.

 

[Turga]

I never eat a bag or box by accident...I always mean to do it. Call it my secret mission.

A spoonful of sugar helps....

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I never eat a bag or box by accident...I always mean to do it. Call it my secret mission.

Secret mission? You must be a closet eater.
In my case "the devil made me do it".

EDIT- O'ff topic...I think Rick was on a secret mission, but he's back now, apparently unscathed.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

A spoonful of sugar helps....

I think you mean a shovelful...O'yeah!...or is it spelled O Yeah, or O' Yah. I'm confused.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

I think Rick was on a secret mission, but he's back now, apparently unscathed.

Yep, but the mission has been declassified.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Yep, but the mission has been declassified.

This is exactly why I will not camp in the mountains in a tent or popup.

Edit...and I don't even have a puppy to worry about. I worry about me, myself and I.

 

[Turga]

You must be a closet eater.

I am a closet eater! This year until now, I have eaten 3 book shelves, 4 kitchen cupboards, one stand-alone closet and 2 walk-ins…. and I am hungry for more

(All that pinewood makes me slightly flatulent, so now I go primarily for oak and birch)

 

[Bristle Boy]

I am a closet eater! This year until now, I have eaten 3 book shelves, 4 kitchen cupboards, one stand-alone closet and 2 walk-ins…. and I am hungry for more

(All that pinewood makes me slightly flatulent, so now I go primarily for oak and birch)

I'm the same with books....I can't put one down until I've finished it. I don't like sequels. They repeat on me.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

This is exactly why I will not camp in the mountains in a tent or popup.

It's really not that bad. Bears respect expert knife work.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I'm the same with books....I can't put one down until I've finished it. I don't like sequels. They repeat on me.

I'm the same...one book for me start to finish. I am definitely not a procrastinator...nooo, never! Not on anything.

 

[nycwalking]

 

[Turga]

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And in different planes as well....

 

[Turga]

I don't like sequels. They repeat on me.

I know what you mean - stick with the diet that works for you. I once tried my luck with a couple of water closets, but they didn't go down well.

 

[Bristle Boy]

I know what you mean - stick with the diet that works for you. I once tried my luck with a couple of water closets, but they didn't go down well.

Try Margaret Mitchell's "Gone with the Wind".....or "Wind in the Willows' if pinewood has an adverse affect...works a treat.

 

[Turga]

Try Margaret Mitchell's "Gone with the Wind".....or "Wind in the Willows' if pinewood has an adverse affect...works a treat.

The Perfect Storm...?

 

[Bristle Boy]

The Perfect Storm...?

The "Readers Digest".???

 

[Camino Chrissy]

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What goes around comes around.

The Perfect Storm...?

"The Last Supper".

 

[Bristle Boy]

What goes around comes around.
"The Last Supper".

Before that you have to read "Breakfast at Tiffanys", "Guess who is coming to Dinner" and "The tiger who came to Tea".

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I don't like sequels.

I don't like sequels either...Rocky 2 thru 9 didn't have quite the impact on me as the first one.

 

[Turga]

I don't like sequels either...Rocky 2 thru 9 didn't have quite the impact on me as the first one.

He did get older and so lost some of his punch I guess

 

[Bristle Boy]

He did get older and so lost some of his punch I guess

Went from Rocky I to Rickety 9.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

He did get older and so lost some of his punch I guess

Hilarious!

Went from Rocky I to Rickety 9.

Brilliant!
You boys have just out did yourselves!...love it!

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

 

[nycwalking]

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No.

I stop and feign shoe repair.

 

[Bristle Boy]

No.

I stop and feign shoe repair.

Boots, Trail runners or Sandals???
It's important for survival.

 

[Turga]

Boots, Trail runners or Sandals???
It's important for survival.

Uh-oh! You are in the snake pit

 

[Bristle Boy]

Uh-oh! You are in the snake pit

I'm in boot camp.

 

[nycwalking]

Boots, Trail runners or Sandals???
It's important for survival.

Sandals?

I mimic trying laces.

 

[Bristle Boy]

Sandals?

I mimic trying laces.

I try my laces as well

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

I lace my laces and tie my tie. I also tie my laces. I haven't figured out how to lace my ties though.

 

[nycwalking]

Sandals?

I mimic trying laces.

Typos.

Get me everytime.

 

[Bristle Boy]

Typos.

Get me everytime.

Don't you mean Trypos? or is that tiepos?

 

[Camino Chrissy]

No.

I stop and feign shoe repair.

No.
I stop and turn around to take lots of pictures on all of the camino uphills. I come home with 2500 pictures.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Boots, Trail runners or Sandals???
It's important for survival.

Sandals have no shoe laces...don't take them.

Sandals?

I mimic trying laces.

You can mimic trying to tie laces, but it's actually lying that you are pretending to tie them...or is it tying them....either way, shame on you.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I dislike beer...will wine work, or a gin and tonic, or possibly a mojito...or, or, or?

 

[nycwalking]

No.
I stop and turn around to take lots of pictures on all of the camino uphills. I come home with 2500 pictures.

I’m so busy trying tying shoe laces on sandals I have no pictures.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I’m so busy trying tying shoe laces on sandals I have no pictures.

That's because shoe laces don't exist on sandals.

 

[nycwalking]

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Frust: The last frustrating piece of dust that can't be brushed into the pan.

 

[nycwalking]

Frust: The last frustrating piece of dust that can't be brushed into the pan.

Rick, you are a lifesaver.

Now, I know why I am so frustrated.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Overheard in New York City:

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Desperately seeking comment from @nycwalking:

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

A new high in talking to your plants:

 

[Camino Chrissy]

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Morgantagnahtmuffle...GERMAN
Someone who is grumpy morning, noon and night.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Morgantagnahtmuffle...GERMAN
Someone who is grumpy morning, noon and night.

I thought that word was ich.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I thought that word was ich.

"I" am never grumpy.

 

[nycwalking]

Desperately seeking comment from @nycwalking:
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California here I come right back where I started from!

California dreaming on such a winter’s day.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

California here I come right back where I started from!

California dreaming on such a winter’s day.

The Mama's and the Papa's...they take me right back in time.

 

[nycwalking]

The Mama's and the Papa's...they take me right back in time.

You were at right time and age.

I was stuck in the sandbox literally.

 

[nycwalking]

 

[Camino Chrissy]

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I didn't realize I had a twin.

 

[nycwalking]

 

[Camino Chrissy]

A bust of Aristotle.

 

[nycwalking]

A bust of Aristotle.
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Jackie truly married an older man.

 

[nycwalking]

 

[Camino Chrissy]

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This had me laughing my butt off. It is soo hilarious!
My brother in law is heading to Vegas in a few weeks to see the Rolling Stones. Hard to believe they are still rolling and have not yet turned to stone.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Fortune cookie irony:

 

[Camino Chrissy]

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And for some, have a wonderful day

Peter, this is for you!...from @yaying this morning. She and I stay in touch.

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

That's because shoe laces don't exist on sandals.

You are saying....

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

Peter, this is for you!...from @yaying this morning. She and I stay in touch.
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Thank you Chris. Will you say hello from me to Yaying.
Did some cleaning last week and I found mine .

 

[Camino Chrissy]

You are saying....
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Frodo's sandals are too big.

I stand on my lacy, laceless sandals corrected.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Thank you Chris. Will you say hello from me to Yaying.
Did some cleaning last week and I found mine .
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Peter, I surely will!

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I love hand gestures, especially when they are in sign language.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

I love hand gestures, especially when they are in sign language.
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[Camino Chrissy]

You missed a few.

Ooops, I missed a few.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

You missed a few.
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Ooops, I missed a few.
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I see both cases for those letters. So how do you capitalize them? Raise your hand above your head? Use your non-dominant hand?

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I see both cases for those letters. So how do you capitalize them? Raise your hand above your head? Use your non-dominant hand?

Good question, Rick. I'll bet you were good at discovering problems on the job before reirement, and solving them with glue.

 

[Turga]

Thank you Chris. Will you say hello from me to Yaying.
Did some cleaning last week and I found mine .
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Peter, I see you have gone into grand scale production. Well, true art stands the test of time...

 

[Turga]

And this is 1,400