The Not so Serious thread VI

[Camino Chrissy]

Peg watched lots of videos of that as if they were porn. I haven't been able to explain that hot has a few meanings.

We watched it daily and religiously for quite awhile. Hot has two meanings only, imo.
SNAP! Rick, you made the #300 post! Good for you! You win a trip to Iceland, but it's not free...Kudos!

 

[Bristle Boy]

Peg watched lots of videos of that as if they were porn. I haven't been able to explain that hot has a few meanings.

I had the same problem explaining the nuances with my wife with the word "steamy".

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Volcano...a hot and steamy eruption.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Ever see or hear of the movie Krakatoa, East of Java?
Krakatoa is west of Java.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Ever see or hear of the movie Krakatoa, East of Java?
Krakatoa is west of Java.

No, but I happen to live Northwest of Java or Northeast of Java...take your pick.
I also live East of Eden and Southwest of Iceland.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

 

[nycwalking]

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

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Or first created by a Scot?

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

A young Highlander was hired by a store that sold kilts to work as a sales clerk. One day, as the manager observed, an American tourist came into the store, and asked the clerk if there was a Dunlop tartan, since his surname was Dunlop.

The manager was horrified to see that the young man skipped past the "D's" in the swatch book and showed the gentleman another tartan in the "M's". After the tourist left (and had ordered a kilt), the manager confronted the young man:

Manager: Why did you tell that gentlemen that as a Dunlop, he can wear the MacIntyre tartan?

Clerk: Because sir, the Dunlops have been "macintyres" for years!

 

[Camino Chrissy]

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Yep.

 

[nycwalking]

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

I hate how you're just born out of no where, forced to go to school and get a job. What if I wanted to be a duck.

Chris has figured this out. Just be a cat, or a duck (or a wombat).

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Chris has figured this out. Just be a cat, or a duck (or a wombat).

Yes, I've figured it out!
I have 9 lives; I learn more things by being curious; if I fall off a ladder I always land on my feet; I am loyal to my friends, but aloof to others; and I get no wrinkles as I age.
Do any of you describe yourselves as an animal, fowl, amphibian, or sea creature?

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

if I fall off a ladder I always land on my feet;

Do any of you describe yourselves as an animal, fowl, amphibian, or sea creature?

I was starting to fall off a ladder once but decided to take control. A twist, followed by a push-off with a bit of air time and I landed on a concrete floor. On my feet!

Sometimes I think I would like to come back as a wombat. Their poop comes out as cubes.

 

[Bristle Boy]

I was starting to fall off a ladder once but decided to take control. A twist, followed by a push-off with a bit of air time and I landed on a concrete floor. On my feet!

There is a place waiting for you in the USA olympic skiing/snowboard team.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I was starting to fall off a ladder once but decided to take control. A twist, followed by a push-off with a bit of air time and I landed on a concrete floor. On my feet!

You must have read the book I wrote...
"Landing on your feet for dummies 101".

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

There is a place waiting for you in the USA olympic skiing/snowboard team.

They won't take me back.

Don't worry Chris, you only need to watch for 20 seconds.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Sometimes I think I would like to come back as a wombat. Their poop comes out as cubes.

Personally, I prefer sheep poo...It's looks like marbles and has no odor, even if it gets stuck on the bottom of your shoe.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

I prefer sheep poo

Perfect to add to your profile.

 

[Bristle Boy]

They won't take me back.

Don't worry Chris, you only need to watch for 20 seconds.

Agility comes at all ages....
Here is Ricky Rick and the Boston Break Dancing Posse.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Agility comes at all ages....
Here is Ricky Rick and the Boston Break Dancing Posse.

That video is from 12 years ago. Rick is no longer able to perform (in public).

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

That video is from 12 years ago. Rick is no longer able to perform (in public).

I gave you a crying laugh "like" because no spit-take one was available.

 

[nycwalking]

They won't take me back.

Don't worry Chris, you only need to watch for 20 seconds.

Memories like the corner of my mind.

Scattered pictures of the child we left behind.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I gave you a crying laugh "like" because no spit-take one was available.

I had to google spit-take. I should have just asked BB what it meant.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

In "hind"-sight I think it was the worst coffee BB has had in his life.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

My father, in his second marriage, (all other details omitted) was called both Uncle Dick and Grandpa by the same kids. Things nearly got worse if I hadn't figured out early on that me getting interested in my father's wife's niece wasn't going to make things easier.

I'm my own Grandpa

Lyrics:

willie nelson i’m my own grandpa lyrics - Google Search

Someone Really Was His Own Grandpa

Genealogy Blog produced evidence in 2004 that the lyrics for Dwight B. Latham and Moe Jaffe's song "I Am My Own Grandpa" (a.k.a. "I'm My Ow...

www.genealogue.com

 

[Camino Chrissy]

This story and song requires too much brain power...sounds more like a red neck joke.
I prefer figuring out Wordle words.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

 

[Camino Chrissy]

MOUNT RUSHMORE AFTER IT WAS CGI'd.

 

[nycwalking]

MOUNT RUSHMORE AFTER IT WAS CGI'd.
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It’s a British Invasion.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

It’s a British Invasion.

They played Rock and were Stoners...but they weren't the Rolling Stones.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

 

[nycwalking]

 

[Camino Chrissy]

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Looks like he survived his crash landing, but burned a lot of tread off his tires.

 

[nycwalking]

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Is this why it got harder?


_______________________________________________
I like this game, too, but haven't played it for fifty years.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Okay, I'm catching on to Wordle. It's what you do to when you want to cheer yourself up.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Okay, I'm catching on to Wordle. It's what you do to when you want to cheer yourself up.
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Hilarious, Rick!
I thought I was dumb until I got the Wordle of the day in 2 tries several days ago. It was a true miracle. I'm not bragging, it just sounds like it.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Hilarious, Rick!
I thought I was dumb until I got the Wordle of the day in 2 tries several days ago. It was a true miracle. I'm not bragging, it just sounds like it.
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But how much did you win?

 

[Camino Chrissy]

But how much did you win

I won a small can of cat food.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

I won a small can of cat food.

Do you mean
Small kitty candy sacks award?

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Do you mean
Small kitty candy sacks award?

Yes, I received two awards.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Yes, I received two awards.
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They're cute.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

They're cute.

Yes, cats are cute...when they are kittens.

 

[Bristle Boy]

Yes, cats are cute...when they are kittens.

Kittens aren't so cute...they poop everywhere.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Kittens aren't so cute...they poop everywhere.

Kittens have to be cute or they would be given away to other people, who will then give them to other people..."and so on and so forth....

 

[Bristle Boy]

Kittens have to be cute or they would be given away to other people, who will then give them to other people..."and so on and so forth....

That's why they are cute...they are given away. Nobody wants them

 

[nycwalking]

Kittens aren't so cute...they poop everywhere.

Continuing poop theme.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Is cagar Spanish for squat thrusts?

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Is cagar Spanish for squat thrusts?

I think it says "No pooping in the field."

 

[nycwalking]

Is cagar Spanish for squat thrusts?

Thrust that squat from your mind.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I could have written this myself.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

 

[nycwalking]

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I’ve heard that condition is runnning away.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I’ve heard that condition is runnning away.

 

[nycwalking]

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So many from which to choose.

At least 31 flavors.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

So many from which to choose.

At least 31 flavors.

I'll take a double dip of "coconut almond fudge" and go back home.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

For Chris:

 

[Camino Chrissy]

For Chris:
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I love leg of lamb, and biting into its shapely leg...a square of lamb don't do it for me.
BTW, perish the thought of anyone eating an innocent cat.

 

[Turga]

What did Moses say to the Israelites after 40 years of wandering in the desert?

Spoiler: ?

Long time, no sea!

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Hi Turga! Nice to see you!...you were slow to arrive.
I haven't looked at the spoiler yet, but I'm gonna take a guess...
Moses said "Is Covid over yet?"

Edit- Just looked. Cute!

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

What did Moses say to the Israelites after 40 years of wandering in the desert?

Spoiler: ?

Long time, no sea!

It was really nice that Mrs. Moses finally got fed up and asked for directions.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

It was really nice that Mrs. Moses finally got fed up and asked for directions.

If she wasn't so subserviant, but more assertive, she and Mr. Moses would have only wandered for a few hours.

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

ToT

If she wasn't so subserviant, but more assertive, she and Mr. Moses would have only wandered for a few hours.

That's why she divorced Moses

 

[JabbaPapa]

‘I’m suffering from burnout.’​

 

[nycwalking]

‘I’m suffering from burnout.’​

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

I just had to read this one to Peg.

 

[Turga]

I just had to read this one to Peg.
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That's the strategy that made Scrooge McDuck so rich

 

[nycwalking]

Here he is.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I just had to read this one to Peg.
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I've done that many times. I thought it was called Cheapting.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Here he is.
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Quack.
How about Nomophobia? I "possibly" may have that.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

That's the strategy that made Scrooge McDuck so rich

Peg is saving up for an expensive buy.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Peg is saving up for an expensive buy.
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That is one handsome @Turga...he a good looking slowpoke.

 

[Turga]

My absolute worst nightmare!!

 

[Camino Chrissy]

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My absolute worst nightmare!!

I thought ducks only ate bugs.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

I thought ducks only ate bugs.

No! Not Bugs!
Anyways Peking Ducks don't.

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

Here he is.

How do you know it's a He???

 

[Turga]

How do you know it's a He??

Only male ducks ride on airplanes - anybody knows that!

 

[nycwalking]

How do you know it's a He???

Only male ducks ride on airplanes - anybody knows that!

Exactly!

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

It is the male ducks that have the beauty. When we moved into our house we had flock of mallard friends visit us most days. We found names appropriate for their looks; Domenic, Eugene, Trent, Gertrude and Mildred.

One day we came home and there was a male wood duck on our front lawn. Bob stayed the summer trying to accompany the mallards. They were okay with this but strictly enforced a two foot social distance.

 

[Turga]

Exactly!

Yes, it must be true - I have it from The Unithologist Digest!

 

[Turga]

Anatidaephobia! I looked a little more into this and it is actually quite serious ( ) From betterhelp.com:


"Physical symptoms of anatidaephobia can include sweating, trembling, an increase in blood pressure, dry mouth, feelings of choking, and paralyzing fear that causes the person to stop dead in his tracks and be rooted to the spot. He may try to scream or even flee. Some anatidaephobia fear to lose complete control of their bodies, like succumbing to a potentially embarrassing episode including fainting, dizziness, or crying."

I'm gonna ditch my Donald Duck magazine collection ASAP!

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

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[Camino Chrissy]

It is the male ducks that have the beauty. When we moved into our house we had flock of mallard friends visit us most days. We found names appropriate for their looks; Domenic, Eugene, Trent, Gertrude and Mildred.

One day we came home and there was a male wood duck on our front lawn. Bob stayed the summer trying to accompany the mallards. They were okay with this but strictly enforced a two foot social distance.

The male mallards were probably jealous of the wood duck's beauty...you should have named him Joseph instead of Bob.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Plethora alert.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Plethora alert.

Yep, I love that word and since you first noticed me using it in the past, I now use it as often as I can on a plethora of my posts.

 

[nycwalking]

Yep, I love that word and since you first noticed me using it in the past, I now use it as often as I can on a plethora of my posts.

A plethora of posts using plethora equals no dearth in either plethoras or posts.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

A plethora of posts using plethora equals no dearth in either plethoras or posts.

Show off!

 

[nycwalking]

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

I wonder if they have a star I can earn.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I wonder if they have a star I can earn.

How about earning this star by letting Peg out of the basement once a week.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

A friend sent me this handy little visual aid for ordering coffee in Spain. I am smack dab in the middle of the chart cuz it's "cafe con leche" all the way for me; make it a "Grande por favor".
I thought you all might find it of interest.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Where's my taza de nada?

 

[Bristle Boy]

Where's my taza de nada?

I drank it...here it is.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Where's my taza de nada?

Joe is in your basement.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

That is me on the COUCH. Oh boy!...another five letter word to add to my collection.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

That's quite a plethora of five letter words!

 

[Bristle Boy]

That is me on the COUCH. Oh boy!...another five letter word to add to my collection.
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Great Laugh Chris.
Going (to) award (you the ) paste award prize today.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Great Laugh Chris.
Going (to) award (you the ) paste award prize today.

Awesome!...9 new words to add to my list of 5's.