The not so serious thread V

[Camino Chrissy]

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But not on the scale of one to ten.

Those one dollar bills add up.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

600!

I think it was your turn to win. This time the prize is one dollar, which is better than the usual nothing.

 

[nycwalking]

600!

Foiled by Wimbledon.

Congrats!

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Foiled by Wimbledon.

Congrats!

Probably several of our Not club was foiled by Wimbledon...that would include everyone except me...I was too busy working the pole.

 

[Bristle Boy]

Probably several of our Not club was foiled by Wimbledon...that would include everyone except me...I was too busy working the pole.

My wife tried pole dancing once. She came back with £8.25. I said who gave you 25 pence....she told me they all did.

 

[nycwalking]

Probably several of our Not club was foiled by Wimbledon...that would include everyone except me...I was too busy working the pole.

Uh!

Once again I must remind all I am single and too nunish for my own well being.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Probably several of our Not club was foiled by Wimbledon...that would include everyone except me...I was too busy working the pole.

You're tempting me aren't you?

 

[Camino Chrissy]

You're tempting me aren't you?

That depends, Rick...

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Uh!

Once again I must remind all I am single and too nunish for my own well being.

Why worry? I keep my fur on when I dance.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Once again I must remind all I am single and too nunish for my own well being.

Let your hair down and have some fun.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Sorry BB. You may have had a blow to English pride but remember the accomplishments of your other English athletic heros like Eddie the Eagle.

 

[Bristle Boy]

Sorry BB. You may have had a blow to English pride but remember the accomplishments of your other English athletic heros like Eddie the Eagle.

Always the same...couldn't hit a barn door with a banjo. ...the better team won.

 

[Turga]

Always the same...couldn't hit a barn door with a banjo. ...the better team won.

You forgot to put the elephant in the goal!

 

[Bristle Boy]

You forgot to put the elephant in the goal!

They had a bigger elephant.

 

[Turga]

My wife tried pole dancing once. She came back with £8.25. I said who gave you 25 pence....she told me they all did.

She is a money-machine!

 

[Bristle Boy]

She is a money-machine!

She had to be....they all wanted change.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

CC, unlike you, not all cats want to show off their bodies.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

CC, unlike you, not all cats want to show off their bodies.
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I said in a prior post that I wear fur...at my age, although younger than you, I can't say I like to show it off.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

 

[nycwalking]

 

[Camino Chrissy]

A vaiety of lyrics from a plethora of great songs, and this Boomer recalls many of them.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

It's a hard day's night, the party's over

??? I'm not ready to climb a stairway to heaven.

A vaiety of lyrics from a plethora of great songs, and this Boomer recalls many of them.

And you remembered the word plethora as well!

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

I was going to send you a picture from here but it was too difficult to chose which one.

Unintentionally Funny Pics

This Group Is Dedicated To Unintentionally Funny Pics And Here Are 50 Of Their Funniest Posts

Humor is everywhere. You just have to keep your eyes open. And your camera ready if you want to share it on the internet, of course!

www.boredpanda.com

 

[Camino Chrissy]

??? I'm not ready to climb a stairway to heaven.

And you remembered the word plethora as well!

I'm not ready either.

I was debating whether to use the word plethora or surfeit..."i before e except after f".

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I was going to send you a picture from here but it was too difficult to chose which one.

Unintentionally Funny Pics

This Group Is Dedicated To Unintentionally Funny Pics And Here Are 50 Of Their Funniest Posts

Humor is everywhere. You just have to keep your eyes open. And your camera ready if you want to share it on the internet, of course!

www.boredpanda.com

They are awesome, Rick! A plethora of humorous pictures!

 

[nycwalking]

I was going to send you a picture from here but it was too difficult to chose which one.

Unintentionally Funny Pics

This Group Is Dedicated To Unintentionally Funny Pics And Here Are 50 Of Their Funniest Posts

Humor is everywhere. You just have to keep your eyes open. And your camera ready if you want to share it on the internet, of course!

www.boredpanda.com

Loved it.

 

[Bristle Boy]

Loved it.

And bad dog paid a visit....

 

[Camino Chrissy]

And bad dog paid a visit....

I thought bad dog bit the dust.

 

[Bristle Boy]

I thought bad dog bit the dust.

An archive picture taken by the mailman.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

An archive picture taken by the mailman.

I thought bad dog was a boy....this is a Chihuahua happy dog.

 

[nycwalking]

 

[nycwalking]

 

[Camino Chrissy]

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"I get high with a little help from my friends."

 

[Bristle Boy]

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I had a bad day last week.
I got into a spot of bother and found myself in front of the courts. I thought I might need a bit of representation so I employed a Barrister to argue my case.
The guy was a disaster and instead of getting any leniency the judge doubled my fines.
After the case I had a few words with my Barrister and told him he was the worst I have ever seen. He replied that no one had ever complained before when he made their coffee in Starbucks.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

The guy was a disaster

That's because he wasn't wearing one of those ridiculous white wigs. You hired the wrong guy, but at least the price was right.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

I had a bad day last week.
I got into a spot of bother and found myself in front of the courts.

I had a good day yesterday. I didn't find myself in court. They decided they didn't need any jurors after all. (Truth be told I could have declined a month ago anyway as I fall into the agéd and decrepit category with optional service).

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I had a good day yesterday. I didn't find myself in court. They decided they didn't need any jurors after all. (Truth be told I could have declined a month ago anyway as I fall into the agéd and decrepit category with optional service).

I dislike getting called in for jury duty. It's always a wasted day for me cuz I never get picked to serve on a real court case. I think it would be very interesting to be in a courtroom.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

First time defense attorney dismissed me. Second time my number was three away from being seated. Third time I was seated for a resisting arrest charge. Quite interesting. I was chosen as an alternate so was not seated for deliberations. Agreed with them anyway (not guilty). After dismissal the judge told us all sorts of stuff that couldn't come at the trial. Defendant, well known to the cops, was arrested on various charges but got off in court so they thought they could get him with resisting. Defendant had the day off from jail to attend trial. Was convicted on an unrelated charge. Other neat stuff but Peg is raring to go on a walk.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

*My son served on a two day trial of a young man who sprayed graffiti all over a local government building.
*My brother-in-law served on a one week trial for a man who was charged with murder.

How come they got all the fun...

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Peg is raring to go on a walk.

Of course she is! Peg saw you don your hiking shoes and is excited to get out of the basement...like a dog who sees his owner grab for the leash.

 

[nycwalking]

Of course she is! Peg saw you don your hiking shoes and is excited to get out of the basement...like a dog who sees his owner grab for the leash.

She who is leashed leads!

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Of course she is! Peg saw you don your hiking shoes

No she didn't. They must have taken a hike by themselves. Haven't seen them in two weeks.

How come they got all the fun..

You aren't creative enough. A few years ago on St. Patrick's Day I went down to the Irish-
American Club and spray painted Erin, go braless! on the door. Then I went away yelling "You'll never take me alive." I bet my time in court was more fun than your son's.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

You aren't creative enough. A few years ago on St. Patrick's Day I went down to the Irish-
American Club and spray painted Erin, go braless! on the door. Then I went away yelling "You'll never take me alive." I bet my time in court was more fun than your son's.

A "few" years ago...or decades ago?
I'm not sure if you are contrifibulating me or serious. This doesn't sound like the Rick I met, but it's a very "interesting" story....who's Erin?

 

[yaying]

I welcome me, myself back! r u 4me?

goodmorafnyt evry1!!!

@Camino Chrissy i found myself hehehe

 

[yaying]

plagiarist

now starting to 'the what/who?' good thing mr.G is mostly around

 

[yaying]

Blinded by the light.

which light? spotlight?

 

[yaying]

Flattery won't get you anywhere with me

disagree.... u can swim flatly

 

[yaying]

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my mom was bernie

 

[yaying]

This is 1950’s child.

i thought it was earlplane

 

[yaying]

not sure

but for sure, sure

 

[yaying]

A long time ago we had "the weather stone". Now we have...
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and what if there's a head?

 

[yaying]

Well now CC we’ll bring that up at the next cancel uncanceled not cancelled culture club meeting.

exactly same... required quarantine , not need, needed, not needed... then it became exceeded

 

[yaying]

Having rediscovered the radio during lockdown I thought I'd share the story of Peter Brough on the not.
During the 1950's there was a hugely popular radio series in the UK called "Educating Archie". It told the story of "Archie" and his father (Peter Brough). Amongst the cast was a young Julie Andrews and Beryl Reid, both playing Archie's girlfriend.
As television became popular the series transferred from the radio but gradually faded in popularity. The reason behind this was because.....Brough was a ventriloquist and Archie his dummy...and, by all accounts, not a good one.

When Beryl Reid was asked by an interviewer whether you could see Brough's mouth move she replied...
"Only when the dummy (Archie) spoke".

im quite slow.... the who?

 

[yaying]

Led Zeppelin

oh i thought this is lighter

 

[yaying]

But is the British accent sexier than this?

no... no... no.... nothing beats leo's voice

 

[Turga]

I welcome me, myself back! r u 4me?

goodmorafnyt evry1!!!

@Camino Chrissy i found myself hehehe

Hey @yaying ! Where have you been hiding all this time? Hope you are well and happy and that you will be hanging around for some time

EDIT: You'll have to if you are trying to catch up from post #1

 

[Camino Chrissy]

my mom was bernie

My mom was Bernice..."Bernie" for short. She was a short lady at 5'1".

 

[Camino Chrissy]

and what if there's a head?

We have the stone (head), the rope (neck)...what about the body?

 

[Camino Chrissy]

im quite slow.... the who?

Who are you, Yaying...a visitor on the Not?

no... no... no.... nothing beats leo's voice

You like the voice of a Leopard?

Hey @yaying ! Where have you been hiding all this time? Hope you are well and happy and that you will be hanging around for some time

Yay! Yaying...I hope you can stick around awhile!
,
Vmom

 

[nycwalking]

Yeah Yaying!

Welcome back.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

no... no... no.... nothing beats leo's voice

Nobody?

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

It looks like someone is intending to do the Camino Facil.

 

[nycwalking]

Nobody?

How many caminos did this guy walk?

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

How many caminos did this guy walk?

Will we ever know?

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

I'm not sure if you are contrifibulating me or serious.

Well, hint here:

Spoiler

The not so serious thread V​

who's Erin?

Erin. You remember Erin, don't you?

Spoiler

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Well, hint here

Yep, you pulled my leg.

Erin. You remember Erin, don't

Nope, never heard of Buck or Erin, nor ever saw the show...I think I was possibly too young.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

How many caminos did this guy walk?

None...to many.
None...too many.

 

[Bristle Boy]

None...to many.
None...too many.

None? Two? Many?

 

[Bristle Boy]

im quite slow.... the who?

Yay for yaying!!!
Not as slow as me!
Hope you are keeping well and safe. ❤

 

[Bristle Boy]

This is a true "jury" story.

Many years ago my father did his civic duty and was chosen for jury service.
He did not divulge the details to us as was required until the trial was over. We were old enough to understand where he was going and what he was involved with.
When it was all over he gave a few details and that the case was one of burglary.
The details he gave us was that the burglars had been apprehended running away from the scene barefoot having put their socks over their hands to avoid leaving their fingerprints at the house they were burgling.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

None? Two? Many?

That about sums it up, BB...but let's not forget "one". This then covers everyone in the forum.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

The details he gave us was that the burglars had been apprehended running away from the scene barefoot having put their socks over their hands to avoid leaving their fingerprints at the house they were burgling.

This is hilarious! Sounds like an episode of "The Three Stooges"...minus one.

 

[nycwalking]

If caught who will sit on this jury?

 

[Camino Chrissy]

If caught who will sit on this jury?
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[Rick of Rick and Peg]

If caught who will sit on this jury?
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Pick twelve.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Here you go...

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Here you go...
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So, U r the oddball?

 

[Camino Chrissy]

So, U r the oddball?

Yep, and I finally got picked for jury duty...RickUrd!

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

The security system at 3944 Idiot Boulevard.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

The security system at 3944 Idiot Boulevard.
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Maybe this picture was taken "inside" his house, next to the front door...he is no idiot.

 

[nycwalking]

 

[Bristle Boy]

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Glad to see you were on "bad dog" thread NYC....you're the expert

 

[Camino Chrissy]

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I had to google cuz I thought that was a dog at first...I see the horns now...bah, bah, bah.

 

[nycwalking]

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Very funny!

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Sent from a friend...

Perks of reaching 60 or being over 70 and heading towards 80!
1.Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2.In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3.No one expects you to run--anywhere.
4.People call at 8 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"
5.People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6.There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7.Things you buy now won't wear out.
8.You can eat supper at 5 PM.
9.You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10.Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
11. You can't remember who sent you this list.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

We are having lunch and there is Dijon mustard on the table. I asked Peg what makes a mustard a Dijon mustard. Wine? She is not sure so I look at the ingredients listed. Yes, white wine is in it. But apparently you don't need much to call it Dijon. There is more salt in ours than wine.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Internet cooking tip: If you cook your kale with a little coconut oil, it makes it easier to scrape into the garbage.

 

[Bristle Boy]

Internet cooking tip: If you cook your kale with a little coconut oil, it makes it easier to scrape into the garbage.

Thanks for the tip Rick....I will be trying it in the hope it works just as well with Brocolli.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Thanks for the tip Rick....I will be trying it in the hope it works just as well with Brocolli.

That would be a waste. If you cook broccoli with either gravy or cheese your dog will clean ypur plate for you.

BTW, as a kid I performed an experiment with the family dog. I counted over two dozen peas in the table scraps he was going to get and mixed them up well with everything else. He finished everything but the peas. Only three were missing.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Internet cooking tip: If you cook your kale with a little coconut oil, it makes it easier to scrape into the garbage.

I often visit a very health conscious relative in the morning and he offers me a cup of coffee. I love lots of cream in mine. He always offers me a cup asked me if coconut milk would be okay as he had no cream, so I said "Sure". It was absolutely disgusting, but I didn't let on to him of course. I kept adding more and more to try and make it "creamy" to no avail.
Coconut milk makes it easier to pour down the sink while he is not looking.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

That would be a waste. If you cook broccoli with either gravy or cheese your dog will clean ypur plate for you.

Some dogs will eat plain bread if there is a smidgeon of butter on it, or lettuce if a touch of dressing is left.

BTW, as a kid I performed an experiment with the family dog. I counted over two dozen peas in the table scraps he was going to get and mixed them up well with everything else. He finished everything but the peas. Only three were missing.

I had made a pasta salad with tuna, mayo and green olive pieces mixed together on a family picnic and forgot to bring the leftovers in the house that night. In the morning, the lid was off the Tupperware and all the pasta was gone except all of the olives were left in the bottom of the bowl...apparently racoons are as picky as your dog was.

 

[Bristle Boy]

That would be a waste. If you cook broccoli with either gravy or cheese your dog will clean ypur plate for you.

BTW, as a kid I performed an experiment with the family dog. I counted over two dozen peas in the table scraps he was going to get and mixed them up well with everything else. He finished everything but the peas. Only three were missing.

Cook broccoli???....I'm a "Brocolli free zone"
My boy has never been a fussy eater...no disguising food needed.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Cook broccoli???....I'm a "Brocolli free zone"
My boy has never been a fussy eater...no disguising food needed.

Is your boy possibly fat, or a lean machine?

 

[Bristle Boy]

Is your boy possibly fat, or a lean machine?

He is "big boned"....its in his genes.

 

[nycwalking]

He is "big boned"....its in his genes.

Dinosaurs are very popular these days.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Dinosaurs are very popular these days.

I've noticed big bones in jenes before.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Anyone watching the summer Olympics? I love the gymnastics.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I stay in contact with @yaying on and off by email. I have asked and she has given me permission to share photos with you. I thought you may enjoy seeing a couple of them. She works at a large hotel in Doha, Quatar.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

P.S. She always uses the universal peace sign in all of her photos, just like in her Avatar that we are all so familiar with.