Win a bottle of Johnniewalker - Caption competition

[JohnnieWalker]

Our very own caption competition.

Spain is awash with jokes about the discovery of the stolen Codex in a garage in the Santiago suburbs of Milladoiro - along with almost 2 million euros in cash stolen over 20 years from the collection boxes in the cathedral.

Here is the first. To win a bottle of Johnnie Walker Red Label you need to:

Tell us what you think the present dialogue says

and

Come up with at least one alternative version at least, if not more, funny than this one

Enjoy

John

 

[Freetime]

Real version...
The local is saying hey wrong way! The cathedral is over there! The pilgrims are saying they are going to the electrician's place as it has more relics than the cathedral.

My version...
The local is saying "hey wrong way! The cathedral is over there!"
The pilgrims are saying "Not according to my GPS and its never wrong!"

Tony

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[miguel_gp]

 

[vagabondette]

lol

 

[Kiwi-family]

I'll give my vote to Miguel....although I'm very fond of GPS jokes as well.
(not that it's up to me to decide - but I wanna be a good sport)

 

[miguel_gp]

Just bumping this thread to see if we can get some of those creative juices flowing!

 

[dreemr]

But Johnnie Walker's guide says it's this way!

 

[annelise]

"But they say 'Always walk your own camino' !"